Tortured Norns

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The site that set the norn torture ball rolling. A masterpiece of satire, or an abomination. Take your pick!

• Addresses:
  • http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/2495/ (not working, but check out the archive)
  • http://www.geocities.com/torturednorns (not working)
  • http://www.torturednorns.homecreatures.com (not working, but try the archive, dates before 2002)
  • http://www.torturednorns.com (not working)
• Webmaster: AntiNorn
• Contributors: Many who sent in tortured norns (and amusingly-worded abuse)
• Ran from/to: 29 April 1998 - 2004 (?)

[edit] Summary of Content

• Tortured norns from Creatures, Creatures 2 and Creatures 3
• Recipes - includes Norn Nuggets, Norn Almondine, Teriyaki Norn, Oven Barbequed Norn, Norn Baby Soup and preparation instructions
• COBs/agents section - mostly related to torturing norns (Hanson Radio, Crack Pipe, Suicide Machine and ICQ)
• The Blueberry Archive - webcam pictures of the Blueberry norndoll getting tortured in various real-life situations
• Idiot of the Week
• Doghouse - Occupants include Uncovered Projects, Matthew Holmes, Tobble and even Lis Morris (for writing Much Ado About Norns)
• Rants ("my boring life")

[edit] History of Website

Initially inspired by this post from Nornbasher. Announced in alt.games.creatures on 29 April 1998.

[edit] Interesting Facts

• The first norn to be put up on Tortured Norns was Slave, a female with a genetic predisposition towards being drunk (and therefore sleepy).

AN was,in reality a wildlife rehabber
who specialized in wolves.
His real goal was,indeed to teach people to
take care of the helpless and that was
why the website was created.

Moca