In the Creatures 2\Applet Data folder can be found a file called Bustr3.txt which contains the following sonnet:

Playing with Crimping Shears (a sonnet)

Ducks make poor arm-wrestlers.  This soon will take its toll.
Strange omens enrich my bathing costume.
Don't suck your thumb, boy.
Simon is normal.
Weep not.


It was probably writen by Peter Chilvers, as described in these posts to

See also: Len the Pen, Bustr.txt

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